Yesterday, we got an email from Darwin giving us "Viral Infection Information." Apparently, there is "winter vomiting and fever" going around at an unnamed college (Corpus). The email described "forceful projectile vomiting" as one of the symptoms.
But now, there are all kinds of rumors. I've heard that eighty students at Corpus have had it, and now there's one at Darwin too, and he gave it to a cleaner in his house. And now there's a maintenance man at the Malting House who seems terrified to touch anything, and keeps asking us if we have it. Oh, and the rumor is that it's airborne. So if you breathe, you'll get it.
Stay tuned.
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Nick has yet to learn how to do blog comments, but he has been complaining how Mile End will be very crowded tonight becasue Cambridge is sending 33 people (including me). So when I sent him an email telling him that 80 people at Corpus have this thing, he said:
"Ahh, and you are taking 33 potentially plague infected people to mile end,
Maybe i should go to harlow"
And you think you are bringing your English cooties back here next month? I don't think so.
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